We do not speak of such things, Pinky.

Got a ticket from a private parking garage: this was my response

When kitties fail to attack

Google autocomplete: “When will [country] …?”

When kitties attack

Why Michael Cera never seems to know what’s going on

Man with face covered demands ban on faces being covered

International meme exchange

Ian have you ever been on a freaking sofa?

My Predictions For Halloween.

If this happens this Halloween, it would redeem the entire 2016

Well, he’s not wrong

Anatomy of a Candy Corn

This is the best thing to happen at the Disneyland half marathon

I don’t mean to crucify your logic but…

During Florida winters, manatees flock to nuclear and coal power plants for the warm water discharges.