Feeling Lucky?

also wife: pls bbq 200 hot dogs that no one will eat.

also wife: pls bbq 200 hot dogs that no one will eat.
Connect the measles!
Connect the measles!
Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins
Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins
When you propose to your girlfriend.
When you propose to your girlfriend.
Shakespearean Insult Bandages!
Shakespearean Insult Bandages!
I don’t vote Republican or Democrat…
I don’t vote Republican or Democrat…
It no worky :/
It no worky :/
Nip, not even once.
Nip, not even once.
No internet in the ’90s? No problem
No internet in the ’90s? No problem
Dear Diary…
Dear Diary…
Prophet like it’s hot
Prophet like it’s hot
Know the difference
Know the difference
Stepping on things in the middle of the night…
Stepping on things in the middle of the night…
How to build a lasting relationship.
How to build a lasting relationship.
The many Bender
The many Bender
My first attempt at cross stitching
My first attempt at cross stitching
A+child+would+hardly+appreciate+such+a+thing.
A child would hardly appreciate such a thing.
Go+to+sleep%2C+kitty.
Go to sleep, kitty.
The+grass+is+a+lie%21
The grass is a lie!
Elmo+loves+a+yard+sale.
Elmo loves a yard sale.
Join the conversation
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+COBRA+bites.
This is what it’s like when COBRA bites.
Mirror+mirror+on+the+wall%26%238230%3B
Mirror mirror on the wall…
Looks+up+to+me%2C+babe.
Looks up to me, babe.
Have+you+ever%2C+sniffed%2C+the+rain%3F
Have you ever, sniffed, the rain?
You+weren%26%238217%3Bt+invited%26%238230%3B
You weren’t invited…
You+say+gato%2C+I+say+togato.
You say gato, I say togato.
Van+had+a+rough+Gogh+of+it.
Van had a rough Gogh of it.
Jesus+would+like+to+save%2A+your+soul.
Jesus would like to save* your soul.