Six white boom’as, snow white boom’as……

thanks, linda!

how to get kicked out of every local gym

ancient multi-tasking

it’s what’s under the hood that counts

trying on pants at old navy

fingers crossed i get to eat this week!

your pleas mean nothing in this situation

halloween prequel

an oddly believable scenario

in the real world your dog can call you

just like bagel bites prophesized

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

she only has herself to blame

where is this free dirt you speak of?

become ungovernable