Meeting his baby for the first time after 14 months at sea, circa 1942’s.

Meeting his baby for the first time after 14 months at sea, circa 1942's.

the dangers of having a carrot for a nose are real

the dangers of having a carrot for a nose are real

this is an actual CVS receipt

this is an actual CVS receipt

i wish this wasn’t true

i wish this wasn’t true

this slays me

if it’s important they’ll leave a message

if it’s important they’ll leave a message

it’s hopeless

it’s hopeless

there’s only a little blood

there’s only a little blood

there goes humanity

there goes humanity

man’s best friend… sometimes

man’s best friend… sometimes

delivery

of course she knows

of course she knows

spider butt, spider butt, does whatever a… you get it

spider butt, spider butt, does whatever a… you get it

yes, ‘divorce’ lawyers

yes, ‘divorce’ lawyers

then he cried

flats or drums?

flats or drums?