Meeting his baby for the first time after 14 months at sea, circa 1942’s.

Meeting his baby for the first time after 14 months at sea, circa 1942's.

god bless the usa

god bless the usa

this hurts my brain

this hurts my brain

this person is a real boob

this person is a real boob

but i can’t pet a wolf?

but i can’t pet a wolf?

so much for relaxing in hawaii

so much for relaxing in hawaii

i never thought about but now i need to know

i never thought about but now i need to know

the internet’s greatest resource

the internet’s greatest resource

Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf

Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf

he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t skipped English class

he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t skipped English class

literally

let him rest

they couldn’t be more different

they couldn’t be more different

*buys stock in neopets*

*buys stock in neopets*

the long con

it’s a competition

it’s a competition