I can’t wait to tell my friends

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

the makers of oreos have no chill

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

another delicious hummuscide

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

the law of giants

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

was joining the US military the original squid game?

say aloe to my little friend

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit