luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

Not everyone is cut out for white water rafting.

Not everyone is cut out for white water rafting.

RIP in peace. (Alfred counts as family, right?)

RIP in peace. (Alfred counts as family, right?)

Goodbye, old friend… you’ve served us well enough I guess.

Goodbye, old friend… you’ve served us well enough I guess.

Movie theaters are done properly in London Town.

Movie theaters are done properly in London Town.

I’m not sure what kind of bug eggs these are, but they need to burn.

I’m not sure what kind of bug eggs these are, but they need to burn.

You man now.

Jack Black explains the perils of trying to get in shape.

Jack Black explains the perils of trying to get in shape.

Visualizing the speed difference between a 747, SR-71 Blackbird, and New Horizons.

Visualizing the speed difference between a 747, SR-71 Blackbird, and New Horizons.

What? It’s refreshing.

What? It’s refreshing.

Can you spot the Baron Caterpillar?

Can you spot the Baron Caterpillar?

Dad quotes are the new dad jokes.

Dad quotes are the new dad jokes.

How are you guys so happy?

How are you guys so happy?

Instagram economics 101

Instagram economics 101

Sometimes prison is a reasonable alternative.

Sometimes prison is a reasonable alternative.

Comparing my hand with my grandma’s. Always appreciate life, even when you’re old and foldy.

Comparing my hand with my grandma’s. Always appreciate life, even when you’re old and foldy.