magic pie bush

If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

What’s the secret of my beauty?

Irish Handcuffs

Sega makes a urinal called ToyLet, where mini games are played based on “aim” and strength of urine stream

Sometimes owls can be jerks.

What I imagine Comcast board meeting looks like

I found this at work tomorrow.

My current emotional state.

How the Tin Man got his heart.

The new Pope is so humble.

The best moment in HIMYM

Genius.

The human brain is awesome.

The guy who invented ties.

Nyoooom.