happy cow noises

*happy cow noises*

Who knows the reference?

Who knows the reference?

resistance is futile

resistance is futile

a real picatsso

a real picatsso

always choose the clementine

always choose the clementine

it fits the doggo

it fits the doggo

i scream, you scream, we all scream

i scream, you scream, we all scream

I don’t need it on the 18th

I don’t need it on the 18th

New York Times Bestseller

New York Times Bestseller

i feel bad for the bananaquit

i feel bad for the bananaquit

there is only one acceptable answer

there is only one acceptable answer

this is adorable

this is adorable

what about pork?

what about pork?

worth being hated for the free fries

worth being hated for the free fries

no punishment should be this cruel

no punishment should be this cruel

lighten up