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how many cups of coffee do you need to get through the day?

who wants to spend a night with me in a haunted clown motel next to a cemetery for miners?

“a man needs to feel like a man” isn’t something is actually real

how you know you’ve found the one

a hgtv show where i judge other people’s home and get paid millions of dollars in the process. who wants to greenlight it?

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

you’ll know it when you see it

sneak peak of the next great children’s book

how to get back at a dad who has wronged you

ice cream coneception

how to tell a chemist from a plumber. this one took me a second to get

happy 11 year anniversary jamal. hope you’re doing well wherever you are

beyonce getting ready for her wwe debut ready to win every championship belt in one night

the way she reacts is how you know how long the relationship is going to last

luke’s lightsaber was made in new york. So much for “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away”