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My father is Ted Cruz.

My father is Ted Cruz.
Stanley and Phallus being happy when Darryl was applying for Regional Manager was good yakka.
Stanley and Phallus being happy when Darryl was applying for Regional Manager was good yakka.
Today I learned I am a huge communist. Maybe the biggest of them all.
Today I learned I am a huge communist. Maybe the biggest of them all.
Everything was bigger, back then.
Everything was bigger, back then.
Mr. Ian McKellen’s protest sign.
Mr. Ian McKellen’s protest sign.
This is an easy win to start things off.
This is an easy win to start things off.
It’s just a glitch, probably.
It’s just a glitch, probably.
Another easy win across the board.
Another easy win across the board.
The Canadians are getting flustered.
The Canadians are getting flustered.
fantastic.
fantastic.
Nine months to change a life, even.
Nine months to change a life, even.
The USAF did a production run of their fire system, allegedly.
The USAF did a production run of their fire system, allegedly.
I would buy a pint.
I would buy a pint.
Kris is at risk for Covid-19, anyway.
Kris is at risk for Covid-19, anyway.
When was the last time you opened your eyes, looked up to the skies and saw?
When was the last time you opened your eyes, looked up to the skies and saw?
a diet Coke, also…
a diet Coke, also…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Join the conversation
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!