You can’t prove a thing Dan-o.

Air Force One departs Las Vegas past the broken windows on the Mandalay Bay hotel

Auntie Brenda is full of it.

On my honor, I will try to serve God and my country, to help people at all times, and to protecc noble Sasquatch

Taking their sweet ass time

A sleeping diagram.

Nick Offerman knows how to drink moonshine.

She thinks she’s clever.

College is really important.

dollar store crayons are gross

Find your happiness.

All in a nights work.

Pharmacy cartels rule the world.

Rough life as a New York kid

Monopoly Man in background during Equifax Senate Hearing

Jeremy Lin turns ex-NBA player Kenyon Martins claims of cultural appropriation back on him in the most respectful, kindest way possible