Cough it up, Blue. 🎁

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

just one?

write the next line of this story

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

up? down? sideways

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

When you gotta go, you gotta go

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

This is a brilliant grandpa move