Majestic

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

The Oxford comma, remains, important.

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

How do I sign up for this?

Surprises for the drunk one

Writing is hard.

This bear naps.

Never trust a writer.

Join us!

Jokes on me…

Take off from Australia, land in China

*watches Netflix happily*

Get woke (mew)

Surprise boy to lift your spirits.

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory