Feeling Lucky?

I could read this newspaper…

I could read this newspaper...
call an exorcist
call an exorcist
mermaid vs pirate werewolves is a movie i’d pay to see
mermaid vs pirate werewolves is a movie i’d pay to see
winks both eyes at you
winks both eyes at you
can i pet your dog
can i pet your dog
feral goats ahead
feral goats ahead
just imagine it
just imagine it
life as a new immortal
life as a new immortal
laughtose intolerant
laughtose intolerant
the best poem
the best poem
not every kid is nice
not every kid is nice
apple branding used to be so simple
apple branding used to be so simple
death metal stop sign
death metal stop sign
please don’t look at my calculator history
please don’t look at my calculator history
real alphas have cheesy cracker on the ready
real alphas have cheesy cracker on the ready
gender reveal party
gender reveal party
I+should+really+stop+picking+my+knose.
I should really stop picking my knose.
Have+a+Friday.
Have a Friday.
A+rooster+wrote+this.
A rooster wrote this.
News+you+can+use%2C+KHOU+11+News%2C+at+Eleven.
News you can use, KHOU 11 News, at Eleven.
Join the conversation
%2Agoes+postal%2A
*goes postal*
How+to+make+a+friend.
How to make a friend.
No+woman%2C+no+cry.
No woman, no cry.
RIP+In+Peace%2C+god+fearing+young+man.
RIP In Peace, god fearing young man.
The+many+faced+doge.
The many faced doge.
Luna%5Br%5Dcy%21
Luna[r]cy!
It%26%238217%3Bs+ma+heritage%21
It’s ma heritage!
We+already+have+a+Peter%2C+Pete%26%238230%3B
We already have a Peter, Pete…