Heat is relative

how is this so accurate

comforting a neurodivergent significant other be like

one of the more mildly infuriating things in life

jeff goldblum seems like a great hollywood troll

i thought i thought a thought but i think i lost it thinking a thought without thought

honestly feels like i’m cursed by how much this happens

maybe they’re just that disappointed in me

think of the marketing!

what a gas-hole

maybe it’ll be time in three years

little chaos gremlin

this is some crappy math

asking the important questions

10 Interesting Words you Probably Don’t Know

they must be howling