Feeling Lucky?

*makes sure pen tip is clicked in*

Daddy can I have some water?
Daddy can I have some water?
Who else eats gum like this?
Who else eats gum like this?
All tea bags should come like this.
All tea bags should come like this.
Cutest Morning Stretch forever.
Cutest Morning Stretch forever.
A day in the life of a sloth.
A day in the life of a sloth.
This question scares me.
This question scares me.
Visualize procrastination.
Visualize procrastination.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Can’t argue with that.
Can’t argue with that.
Shakin’ it off
Shakin’ it off
Pooh, there’s something I have to tell you…
Pooh, there’s something I have to tell you…
Pretty darn…
Pretty darn…
Cat burglar
Cat burglar
The jokes you never got as a kid.
The jokes you never got as a kid.
Those dam gays
Those dam gays
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Join the conversation
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Hands.
Hands.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.