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Malaphors

Malaphors
Angry coffee.
Angry coffee.
IV Nutella.
IV Nutella.
Warning:
Warning:
Haiku!
Haiku!
Italics.
Italics.
Average Youtube user…
Average Youtube user…
Go to class, live forever.
Go to class, live forever.
Chinese Rick-Roll.
Chinese Rick-Roll.
Facebook is a jerk.
Facebook is a jerk.
Highly suspect.
Highly suspect.
The nerve.
The nerve.
Words.
Words.
Evolution.
Evolution.
Why I don’t ride the bus.
Why I don’t ride the bus.
Did you miss me?
Did you miss me?
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
Join the conversation
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
The+story+of+Brandenn+Bremmer
The story of Brandenn Bremmer
3D+printer+manufacturers+nightmare
3D printer manufacturers nightmare
Dear+God
Dear God
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Rockets+to+scale
Rockets to scale