man, crows are rude

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

the makers of oreos have no chill

the makers of oreos have no chill

realistic relationship goals

realistic relationship goals

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

what new ghosts would you like to see?

what new ghosts would you like to see?

say aloe to my little friend

say aloe to my little friend

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

planking isn’t for everybody

planking isn’t for everybody

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh