Feeling Lucky?

many have tried, all have failed

I’m on the phone with CPS…
I’m on the phone with CPS…
In Europe they call them Cool Americans
In Europe they call them Cool Americans
Eat more chicken thighs.
Eat more chicken thighs.
Bible camp sure got interesting…
Bible camp sure got interesting…
Listen, Kathy…
Listen, Kathy…
The moon is mine.
The moon is mine.
Fair question, actually.
Fair question, actually.
Do it for her.
Do it for her.
Gets Him every time…
Gets Him every time…
Russian spy whales reporting for duty!
Russian spy whales reporting for duty!
One of the first Firetrucks that showed up at the World Trade Center.
One of the first Firetrucks that showed up at the World Trade Center.
Chairs made out of cardboard
Chairs made out of cardboard
Yeehaw Junction
Yeehaw Junction
ACTING!
ACTING!
Found my new hashtag…
Found my new hashtag…
When+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+trynna+front+because+you+still+Jenny+from+the+block%26%238230%3B
When you’re not trynna front because you still Jenny from the block…
This+is+what+%7E%241.6+billion+USD+worth+of+gold+looks+like.
This is what ~$1.6 billion USD worth of gold looks like.
To+halp%2C+is+to+doge.
To halp, is to doge.
I%26%238217%3Bm+never+taking+a+Happy+Meal+for+granted+again.+Probably.
I’m never taking a Happy Meal for granted again. Probably.
Join the conversation
Your+noble+birthright+awaits+you.
Your noble birthright awaits you.
We%26%238217%3Bre+going+to+beat+this%26%238230%3B
We’re going to beat this…
Have+you+ever+felt+like+you+were+being+hunted%3F
Have you ever felt like you were being hunted?
Marvel+Studios+taking+a+well+deserved+break.
Marvel Studios taking a well deserved break.
Every+chuckle+is+unique.
Every chuckle is unique.
Horses+horses+horses%26%238230%3B
Horses horses horses…
This+is+why+I+have+trust+issues%2C+circa+1910.
This is why I have trust issues, circa 1910.
%2Astrongly+desires+insect+of+the+sea%2A
*strongly desires insect of the sea*