Feeling Lucky?

Today was not a good day.

Today was not a good day.
I’ll allow it.
I’ll allow it.
Have more faith, child.
Have more faith, child.
Yes, I also enjoy bedazzling my household cleaning supplies…
Yes, I also enjoy bedazzling my household cleaning supplies…
I weirdly support this. China OK-ish.
I weirdly support this. China OK-ish.
*screams in gamma rays*
*screams in gamma rays*
This man has damn near a million followers
This man has damn near a million followers
Keep Portland healthy!
Keep Portland healthy!
The world keeps turning. Dirty dishes or otherwise.
The world keeps turning. Dirty dishes or otherwise.
Day 6…
Day 6…
The art of the McDeal, indeed.
The art of the McDeal, indeed.
Winner of the worst cereal contest has been revealed.
Winner of the worst cereal contest has been revealed.
Vibe the world.
Vibe the world.
Dr. Fantastic!
Dr. Fantastic!
This is the golden TP they speak of…
This is the golden TP they speak of…
Words.
Words.
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Join the conversation
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?