How to properly open a book.

How to properly open a book.

running out of air tonight, oh lawd

running out of air tonight, oh lawd

*i’m* the only one that isn’t creepy at this time of night

*i’m* the only one that isn’t creepy at this time of night

no wonder it seems too good to be true

no wonder it seems too good to be true

true to name, i see

true to name, i see

the engineers of these things must laugh every time

the engineers of these things must laugh every time

you had *one* job, human

you had *one* job, human

please be *garlic hummus

please be *garlic hummus

i *hope* this is made up

i *hope* this is made up

dadding 101

not the type of “served”i had expected to be

not the type of “served”i had expected to be

10 Megamind Memes that Love You, Random IWSMTer!

10 Megamind Memes that Love You, Random IWSMTer!

simple mistake

haha, classic

i have been squished

i have been squished

well, it was worth a try

well, it was worth a try