Oh, you want $686.1 billion for the DOD this year instead..?

Oh, you want $686.1 billion for the DOD this year instead..?

So many texts with dog

So many texts with dog

Modern pixel art.

Modern pixel art.

Me trying to keep up on new slang.

Me trying to keep up on new slang.

Beach tips.

There is hope!

I see you have disabled autocorrect…

I see you have disabled autocorrect…

I’m still fat.

I’m still fat.

A non-deadly Australian animal.

A non-deadly Australian animal.

If I made you breakfast in bed…

If I made you breakfast in bed…

First rule about Diet Club

First rule about Diet Club

Not where you want to be in life.

Not where you want to be in life.

Unhated nations annual meeting.

Unhated nations annual meeting.

I’m not anti-social.

I’m not anti-social.

I’m not sure what I’m watching…

I’m not sure what I’m watching…

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.