Invest in long term goals.

This record breaking pumpkin refuses to give Han Solo a second chance…

Harambe is risen.

It was worth a try, probably.

Nerding out with my OCD and a box of Nerds…

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

Canadian Navy seems pretty chill…

Denmark crosswalks are for the Vikings 🇩🇰

*prepares pokeball*

*chuckles* I’m in danger…

I could play this game.

You can’t even handle me, damnit.

Moms get bored, at times.

A knocker-up could be hired to ensure that you wake up on time for work.

Bring your kids to work day did not go well.

Record low water levels reveal waste dumped by the US in Greenland during the cold war.