Highway Post-Sandstorm in Dubai

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

boba fett is actually pinocchio

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

CSI: disneyland

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

who is greg and what is he capable of?

am i phobos the moon of mars?

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930