The long con.

We don’t talk about those whom are the worst kind of infectious… – Xi[nnie]

Our Lorde Shrek, an origin story.

He’s vegan but doesn’t really feel like talking about it.

Bell center employee helps a blind citizen experience the liberty bell.

Climbing rocks, circa 1977.

Cross-section of a rattlesnek’s rattle.

The voice of an angel.

If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding…

GOT EEEEM

Don’t forget to smile.

P I R A C Y

Create your own help.

OK NOBODY FREAK OUT

Beijing pizza delivery comes with the body temperature of everyone whom touched your pizza.

It just might work!