The mother he kneaded.

we’re all playing checkers while this bloke from the 17th century was playing chess

remember when jesus turned water into jack daniels that one time? that was aweomse

come for the pizza, stay for the free side of hands

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

where there’s no risk, there’s no reward – someone about to risk everything to eat a grilled cheese sandwich

motivation tree – it refused to give up and neither should you

always knock before entering. always

houses have layers like onions

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

How could someone be so cruel

wisconsin gets so cold in the winter you can freeze an egg

only after having a really stressful monday, so 52 weeks out of the year. rough estimate

public transport to hogwarts is the worst

this is the kind of art i want hanging on my walls

The identities of the most popular ghost kitchens revealed