maybe its maybelline, maybe its a nordic draugr unable to die

Now that’s what I call horse power.

The necromancer should always be invited to the party.

Words

You can’t out hustle a hustler.

Bars in Istanbul used hire people to carry home those whom were too smashed to walk home…

Cat’s can do a little hiking.

You could just let them in, you know.

I should call 911 more often…

I’ll take two…

Why aren’t we making doors cooler, in general?

The Prime Minster of Canada carrying the Prime Minister of Canada circa 1973

This mornings packet loss is tonight’s dinner.

French soldiers shouldering anti-drone weaponry.

Won’t somebody please think of the koali?!

Good job, adventure boy.