maybe just tell the truth?

When you gotta go, you gotta go

name this movie about a girl and horse

the first human robot baby hybrid is adorable

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone