maybe just tell the truth?

this is how i became the fun uncle

royale burrito with cheese

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

bring back the cats!

the power of positive affirmations

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

well that escalated quickly

algebra is like onion pie

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

the more you drink, the more political you get

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

this is my emotional support steak

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

when you have to roll with the lie

jurassic park holiday special