maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife?

man’s best friend… sometimes

man’s best friend… sometimes

spider butt, spider butt, does whatever a… you get it

spider butt, spider butt, does whatever a… you get it

there goes humanity

there goes humanity

flats or drums?

flats or drums?

finally, a distraction

finally, a distraction

i wish this wasn’t true

i wish this wasn’t true

it’s super effective!

it’s super effective!

they called back later with a job offer

they called back later with a job offer

dish hack

there’s only a little blood

there’s only a little blood

of course she knows

of course she knows

i don’t see the problem

i don’t see the problem

yes, ‘divorce’ lawyers

yes, ‘divorce’ lawyers

delivery

this slays me