Me after stealing a flat screen out of Best Buy

To Narnia!

Cereal killer.

What? She doesn't look like she's aged at all!

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

Take them all, for all I care.

I read it in her voice...

Now kick back and relax with a couple cold ones from the chilly bin.

We mew for you.

Nicolas Cage movie plot generator.

He told her she couldn't have a horse for her birthday.

I'm just saying...

A law teacher, a neighbor and a fence

There goes my hero

Facts - the more you know