Feeling Lucky?

I reject this reality.

I reject this reality.
Sgt Willam Harvey Carney circa 1865.
Sgt Willam Harvey Carney circa 1865.
Crocodiles struggle in band class.
Crocodiles struggle in band class.
I’d celebrate, but that seems too rational.
I’d celebrate, but that seems too rational.
Weaponize your airbags.
Weaponize your airbags.
That is NOT the pizza cutter you’re looking for…
That is NOT the pizza cutter you’re looking for…
High adventure sun bathing.
High adventure sun bathing.
Oldest but the goldest.
Oldest but the goldest.
Tell him you have no business being a parent and let them both alone.
Tell him you have no business being a parent and let them both alone.
Me and my murder crew.
Me and my murder crew.
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Obey the penguin of dissolusionment…
Obey the penguin of dissolusionment…
Everyone loves a sticker.
Everyone loves a sticker.
Words.
Words.
I think I nailed the technical interview…
I think I nailed the technical interview…
That settles it, actually.
That settles it, actually.
10+Cat+Memes+to+Purrk+You+Up
10 Cat Memes to Purrk You Up
well%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+certainly+a+unique+way+to+see+it
well, that’s certainly a unique way to see it
guess+that+comes+in+handy
guess that comes in handy
you+can%26%238217%3Bt+handle+the+tooth%21
you can’t handle the tooth!
Join the conversation
m%C3%B6ther%2C+why
möther, why
it+just%26%238230%3Bslides+so+easily%26%238230%3B
it just…slides so easily…
looks+like+the+otts+are+against+your+favor%2C+friend
looks like the otts are against your favor, friend
what+a%26%238230%3Bspecial+phrase
what a…special phrase
well%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+one+way+to+settle+it
well, that’s one way to settle it
am+now+singing+this+version+all+the+time
am now singing this version all the time
i+hurd+u+have+some+chip%2C+br%C3%B6ther
i hurd u have some chip, bröther
10+Funny+Signs+to+Direct+You
10 Funny Signs to Direct You