Pitching this to Hollywood

bird of paradise

you can run, but you can’t hide

too soon?

you’re never too old to start working

she just needs 5 minutes to herself

fantasy football is life

and for some, those chains are made of unknown animal parts…

mmmm…

Which was your favorite aughts emo band?

Australia has a duck fashion show and you have to see these elegant fowls

it’s not complicated

“A naked florida man covered in vaseline was caught running through a mall in the southern florida area this afternoon.”

he should be proud he won something

who else remembers these pace picante salsa commercials?

tasty treats for halloween