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measuring human advancement by mothers

8/10 dentists hate this one one trick.
8/10 dentists hate this one one trick.
Look at ma push beans. – cat, definitely.
Look at ma push beans. – cat, definitely.
Should not have taken that job on the plantation…
Should not have taken that job on the plantation…
It’s all fun and games until somebody RIP In Peace…
It’s all fun and games until somebody RIP In Peace…
Pam Beasley, everyone.
Pam Beasley, everyone.
Different tans for different mans.
Different tans for different mans.
This is how the grans did it, circa 1956.
This is how the grans did it, circa 1956.
KISS (Keep It Simple, Snail).
KISS (Keep It Simple, Snail).
Panda Express sound good today, Janet?
Panda Express sound good today, Janet?
Care for those whomst burden under your watch.
Care for those whomst burden under your watch.
Yippity yeet it’s time for a treat!
Yippity yeet it’s time for a treat!
When all you had to worry about was dying of dysentery… we must go back.
When all you had to worry about was dying of dysentery… we must go back.
Become the chemist you never realized you could be.
Become the chemist you never realized you could be.
*blunt force traumas*
*blunt force traumas*
It is your birthday.
It is your birthday.
Who+wants+a+glass+of+malk+now%3F
Who wants a glass of malk now?
They%26%238217%3Bve+thought+of+everything.
They’ve thought of everything.
Lucky+Thrift+Find
Lucky Thrift Find
Gillian+Anderson+cosplays+as+Lucille+Ball+on+occasion.
Gillian Anderson cosplays as Lucille Ball on occasion.
Join the conversation
Kinda+BS%2C+if+you+were+asking+me.
Kinda BS, if you were asking me.
The+apple+teath+are+important.
The apple teath are important.
Humans+are+filthy%26%238230%3B
Humans are filthy…
Fishing+is+life.
Fishing is life.
Got+dam%26%238230%3B
Got dam…
I+would+read+this+Bible.
I would read this Bible.
I+can+hear+his+voice%26%238230%3B
I can hear his voice…
What+about+me%3F
What about me?