Marriage is a minefield with flowers.

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

tell me more about this vicious carrot rumor

goblins don’t watch netflix

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

when it comes to biting and dying, there’s an answer for every question

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

lord of the rings meets reddit

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

your driving test is all about the cones

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

qr codes will never run out

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead