Marriage is a minefield with flowers.

Marriage is a minefield with flowers.

Have you seen my going-out monocle?

Have you seen my going-out monocle?

If you can read this…

If you can read this…

Carrot love.

Look at this dog.

Look at this dog.

20 things that happen in 1 minute.

20 things that happen in 1 minute.

Keeping it portable was tough… until now.

Keeping it portable was tough… until now.

Tobacco will kill you!

Tobacco will kill you!

Real-life vs. Crysis.

Real-life vs. Crysis.

Attorneys at awwwwwwwww.

Attorneys at awwwwwwwww.

Cookie Monster FTW!!!

Cookie Monster FTW!!!

Would you still watch Twilight if…

Would you still watch Twilight if…

Freshly squeezed orange Jews.

Freshly squeezed orange Jews.

Flaming dump-truck.

Flaming dump-truck.

I’m going to need one of these.

I’m going to need one of these.

Tree knot.