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memer schemer

When boys cook.
When boys cook.
Normal people vs me after a vacation
Normal people vs me after a vacation
Viagra – the more you know
Viagra – the more you know
Do the thing
Do the thing
NHOM
NHOM
Lovely shell
Lovely shell
Phone call length
Phone call length
As a code monkey this hits a little to close to home…
As a code monkey this hits a little to close to home…
This isn’t freedom.
This isn’t freedom.
Logical.
Logical.
New Gillette razors.
New Gillette razors.
MINE
MINE
How I learned to take care of a baby
How I learned to take care of a baby
Facts – the more you know
Facts – the more you know
I guess I’m moving to Sweden
I guess I’m moving to Sweden
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Join the conversation
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.