I made my mom some art for her new house.

I made my mom some art for her new house.

your phone always knows

your phone always knows

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

pass me some coal

pass me some coal

i slept okay

canon vs fandom

canon vs fandom

thanks but no thanks

thanks but no thanks

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

house therapy

especially on a friday

especially on a friday

it’s healthy to set boundaries

it’s healthy to set boundaries

you’re next!

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

tooting his own horn

tooting his own horn