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Guardians of the dough.

Guardians of the dough.
Mike is about to drop an heck of an album.
Mike is about to drop an heck of an album.
Amy, your mother is calling…
Amy, your mother is calling…
I really don’t care, do you?
I really don’t care, do you?
Hard pass, thanks. – Kroger, probably.
Hard pass, thanks. – Kroger, probably.
Felt crabby, might provoke PETA later…
Felt crabby, might provoke PETA later…
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Quick maths!
Quick maths!
I could watch this sport.
I could watch this sport.
JNCO jeans and fanny pack, brother. Circa ’97.
JNCO jeans and fanny pack, brother. Circa ’97.
Persistence is admirable.
Persistence is admirable.
Match made in prehistory…
Match made in prehistory…
Well, sure… bud.
Well, sure… bud.
Love, uhhh, finds a way.
Love, uhhh, finds a way.
I could go for a few pints…
I could go for a few pints…
Spam is weird circa 2021
Spam is weird circa 2021
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cereal+entrepreneur%26%238230%3B
I’m a cereal entrepreneur…
IKEA+carries+a+globe+of+the+Earth%26%238217%3Bs+surface+in+2045.
IKEA carries a globe of the Earth’s surface in 2045.
%26%238216%3BShe%26%238217%3Bs+pissin%2C+be+out+in+a+sec.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Pupperoni+on+duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
This+was+completely+unintentional%2C+prove+me+wrong.
This was completely unintentional, prove me wrong.
Join the conversation
Streaking+is+relative.
Streaking is relative.
The+books+on+parenting.
The books on parenting.
Unnecessary+censorship+is+3spookers5mua..
Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..
%2AUHHM+intensifies%2A
*UHHM intensifies*
The+night+is+dark+and+full+of+terrors%26%238230%3B
The night is dark and full of terrors…
I%26%238217%3Bve+got+blueberries+on+the+mind%26%238230%3B
I’ve got blueberries on the mind…
I+already+pre-ordered+my+tickets.
I already pre-ordered my tickets.
PSA+Please+protect+pupper+paws.
PSA Please protect pupper paws.