Ducks are not free this weekend, sorry.

…because you’ve purged everything of value in my life away…

Living in the year 25 25.

Mao Zedong, but with Minions…

CRONCH with empathy

Retractable seal.

I can paint with all the colours of the wind…

Well that inflated quickly…

RIP In Peace, Lil BUB.

Anita Bryant getting a pie to the face during a television interview while on her crusade across the country to do away with the homosexuals circa 1977

…paying your taxes has been optional this whole time?

Doctors whom do good.

When OCD people peel.

You won’t believe what time it is.

Words.

Snow chains cost more than your Subaru.