Fire your editor

Fire your editor

A brand new John Cena watch for my wrist…

Hail Moon Pupper

Hail Moon Pupper

#fakebirth

I would visit this zoo.

I would visit this zoo.

Bless us with the holy baguette.

Bless us with the holy baguette.

*their

We are thankful for donors – Everyone, actually

We are thankful for donors – Everyone, actually

Stay warm out there…

Stay warm out there…

KFC Super Big Gulp

KFC Super Big Gulp

Found a first class celebrity on my flight leaving JFK

Found a first class celebrity on my flight leaving JFK

I’m a monster…

I’m a monster…

I’ll allow it.

I’ll allow it.

Easter is April Fool’s day. Prepare yourselves.

Easter is April Fool’s day. Prepare yourselves.

CTRL-P

When Chad’s attack

When Chad’s attack