Please just don’t make me call the police…

This is the reconstructed face of a Bronze Age woman, called Ava, who lived in Scotland 3,700 years ago

I don’t want the right-of-way if I don’t deserve it

burn not your house to fright the mouse away.

Worst case scenario I don’t have to show up to work tomorrow morning.

An island in Finland through the four seasons.

Casual beard strollers

Roombas assemble!

What Episode Are You On?

Classic Mr Bean.

Parenthood will be fun they said

Physics for fun and profit.

What’s in the bag? WHAT’S IN THE BAG?!

…and we would have gotten away with it, too!

Obama can not be reigned in.

Knock yourself out!