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I was asked to leave…

I was asked to leave...
no one deserves to live in poverty
no one deserves to live in poverty
never keep a crow waiting
never keep a crow waiting
You can’t run
You can’t run
this toy line is my favorite
this toy line is my favorite
Finley only has one setting
Finley only has one setting
hello, ladies
hello, ladies
this is accurate
this is accurate
i’m supposed to divide my laundry?
i’m supposed to divide my laundry?
if only there was something they could do
if only there was something they could do
I think you mean best
I think you mean best
the things you realize as an adult
the things you realize as an adult
gone but never forgotten
gone but never forgotten
I really hope this is an actual KFC rejection letter
I really hope this is an actual KFC rejection letter
don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me
don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me
have the decency to leave the store first
have the decency to leave the store first
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
no+punishment+should+be+this+cruel
no punishment should be this cruel
revenge+is+a+dish+best+served+deconstructed
revenge is a dish best served deconstructed
The+moral+of+this+story+is+not+about+patience.+smh
The moral of this story is not about patience. smh
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he+knows+he%26%238217%3Bs+a+legend
he knows he’s a legend
did+he+super+size+it%3F
did he super size it?
Out+of+the+ground+they+rose.+What+was+your+dumbest+belief%3F
Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?
caught+bread-handed
caught bread-handed
gonna+need+a+working+AC+to+cool+that+burn+down
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
is+there+another+option%3F
is there another option?
if+you%26%238217%3Bre+tall+enough+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+need+a+step+stool
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
do+you+even+lift%2C+bird%3F
do you even lift, bird?