God dammit, Susan… I’m trying to sleep

Hide your wife

The majestic manatee

Lottery winner shows up in an emoji mask. Well played.

I know healthcare isn’t free, but come on…

Same scenario, different technology

A Very Red Whitehouse Christmas

Spaghedivination

Ostrich make good pillows

The difference a comma can make

Brad Pitt turns into whoever he’s dating.

A JPL engineer reacts as NASA’s InSight spacecraft lands on Mars

A weeping George Gillette in 1940, witnessing the forced sale of 155,000 acres of land for the Garrison Dam and Reservoir, dislocating more than 900 Native American families

Never been to prison and I react the same way

Hell yeah, Malk.

Statue drama