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beautifully twimsted

beautifully twimsted
Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.
Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.
But you said it was freeeee
But you said it was freeeee
When you are too good at being dad
When you are too good at being dad
Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.
Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.
Resist contemptible people.
Resist contemptible people.
â‚¿ Life.
â‚¿ Life.
Disney flirting.
Disney flirting.
When your WD40 cap is a little tight…
When your WD40 cap is a little tight…
2020 is going to be fun.
2020 is going to be fun.
Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.
Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.
Until next time.
Until next time.
iPhone unlock buddies.
iPhone unlock buddies.
Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!
Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!
A fisherman’s life for me.
A fisherman’s life for me.
If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.
If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.
%2Aanxiety+sets+in%2A
*anxiety sets in*
They+will+all+be+named+after+Lion+King+characters.+all.+of.+them.
They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.
lol+france
lol france
This+is+how+birds+are+born
This is how birds are born
Join the conversation
Karen+wins+again
Karen wins again
He+just+needs+to+find+his+perfect+pizza+match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
obviously+yes
obviously yes
You%26%238217%3Bre+right%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+not
You’re right, I’m not
Terry+is+living+the+dream
Terry is living the dream
what+about+a+taco+shell+of+shame%2C+next%3F
what about a taco shell of shame, next?
My+heart%26%238230%3B+is+thawed
My heart… is thawed
The+only+good+use+of+the+butterfly+effect
The only good use of the butterfly effect