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My 1st dinner as an American.

My 1st dinner as an American.
res-cute dog
res-cute dog
honk stonks
honk stonks
college gladuate
college gladuate
demanding branding
demanding branding
bloody hell
bloody hell
“can’t wait to get a bite of you later”
“can’t wait to get a bite of you later”
fanta-unsee
fanta-unsee
self flag-ellence
self flag-ellence
good communication
good communication
letter of rejection
letter of rejection
lol dead
lol dead
space for improvement
space for improvement
ka(t)-boom!
ka(t)-boom!
they’re the same conference
they’re the same conference
beacon beckon
beacon beckon
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Join the conversation
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…