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My 1st dinner as an American.

My 1st dinner as an American.
putting the I scream in ice cream
putting the I scream in ice cream
points for…encouragement…?
points for…encouragement…?
only 8 more hours to go
only 8 more hours to go
who had the better costume?
who had the better costume?
the silehiss of the lambs
the silehiss of the lambs
the best feeling in the winter, the worst in the summer
the best feeling in the winter, the worst in the summer
fluff up your cat’s wet food at least
fluff up your cat’s wet food at least
yeah, my toughest battles
yeah, my toughest battles
conhandulations
conhandulations
no more heart-brakes
no more heart-brakes
unparalleled paws
unparalleled paws
a bad indicator
a bad indicator
me? I’m aloof to everything. I’m ready.
me? I’m aloof to everything. I’m ready.
dangit brain, just be consistent!
dangit brain, just be consistent!
10 Shower Thoughts to Ponder
10 Shower Thoughts to Ponder
Get+bent%2C+cunts.
Get bent, cunts.
American+Gothic%2C+updated.
American Gothic, updated.
Movies+to+make+your+mind+go+waaaaaat.
Movies to make your mind go waaaaaat.
Vector+of+Infection+In+Chief.
Vector of Infection In Chief.
Join the conversation
This+is+what+airlines+spend+their+stimulus+checks+on%26%238230%3B
This is what airlines spend their stimulus checks on…
Make+sure+it%26%238217%3Bs+for+dinosaurs%26%238230%3B
Make sure it’s for dinosaurs…
When+art+mimics+reality%26%238230%3B
When art mimics reality…
High+tier+cheeky.
High tier cheeky.
Wolves+go+blep%2C+also.
Wolves go blep, also.
Futurama+accurately+predicted+2020
Futurama accurately predicted 2020
Just+shut+up%2C+guys.
Just shut up, guys.
Correctile+Dysfunction+is+the+new+grammar+nazi.
Correctile Dysfunction is the new grammar nazi.