model citizen

Put your manos on me…

Put your manos on me…

I would watch this Pirates of the Caribbean.

I would watch this Pirates of the Caribbean.

Blessed be the cat holders…

Blessed be the cat holders…

Thanks Obama…

Thanks Obama…

VV cool, Taffy. I needed that today.

VV cool, Taffy. I needed that today.

The ducks were free…

The ducks were free…

HAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHT

HAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHT

Do it for the world’s largest gentleman’s club…

Do it for the world’s largest gentleman’s club…

Debate me.

Reach across my lap big boi.

Reach across my lap big boi.

Do not entertain, the tippy tap of rain.

Do not entertain, the tippy tap of rain.

Become the flower child you always wanted to be, this year. Why not? – Zoidberg, probably.

Become the flower child you always wanted to be, this year. Why not? – Zoidberg, probably.

We are force feeding the gators meth, people.

We are force feeding the gators meth, people.

Heeeeeeerrrreee firshy firshy firshy…

Heeeeeeerrrreee firshy firshy firshy…

…and back, darling.

…and back, darling.