modem & opportunity

Shut it, Wesley

Shut it, Wesley

We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.

We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.

Godzguana confirmed.

Godzguana confirmed.

And you will never be able to delete it.

And you will never be able to delete it.

Uno reversie!

How astute, Senator.

How astute, Senator.

Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals.

Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals.

The Do’s and Do Not’s of Fencing

The Do’s and Do Not’s of Fencing

Turtles get zoomies, too.

Turtles get zoomies, too.

Advanced flirting.

Advanced flirting.

The north recalls.

The north recalls.

Hydrate them damn bees.

Hydrate them damn bees.

bees bad…?

A man is retired, now.

A man is retired, now.

Bring out your hammers. #worshiptime

Bring out your hammers. #worshiptime