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I will murder you, sharon

I will murder you, sharon
The cutest sociopath.
The cutest sociopath.
Do you like water?
Do you like water?
Follow me I’m making ice cream!
Follow me I’m making ice cream!
So a client needs a website update. Should I take the job?
So a client needs a website update. Should I take the job?
Babe come over.
Babe come over.
Representing England
Representing England
The Ghost Clock.
The Ghost Clock.
ermahgerd a wersp!
ermahgerd a wersp!
Dear Kitten
Dear Kitten
Lets keep walking.
Lets keep walking.
If you have animals, I’ll just apologize now…
If you have animals, I’ll just apologize now…
Best. Fish tank. Ever.
Best. Fish tank. Ever.
Don’t apologize for being nerdy.
Don’t apologize for being nerdy.
Doing life right.
Doing life right.
Instead of going to Starbucks.
Instead of going to Starbucks.
Llamas+of+NY%26%238211%3B+Time+square%2C+circca+1960.
Llamas of NY– Time square, circca 1960.
Belgian+chocolate+is+sold+in+many+shapes+and+sizes.
Belgian chocolate is sold in many shapes and sizes.
2020+should+have+gone+with+Allstate
2020 should have gone with Allstate
Larry+appreciates+his+family+history.
Larry appreciates his family history.
Join the conversation
Preach.
Preach.
Me+to+my+parents%3A+my+black+friend+is+coming+over%26%238230%3B+My+parents%3A
Me to my parents: my black friend is coming over… My parents:
I+knew+I%26%238217%3Bd+seen+this+somewhere+before%26%238230%3B
I knew I’d seen this somewhere before…
OK+but+how+are+we+supposed+to+recruit%3F+%26%238211%3B+Your+local+PD%2C+probably.
OK but how are we supposed to recruit? – Your local PD, probably.
RIP+In+Peace%2C+jungle+service+doggos.
RIP In Peace, jungle service doggos.
Seinfeld+did+it+first%3F
Seinfeld did it first?
I+get+no+respect.
I get no respect.
Shall+we+destroy+it%2C+brothar%3F
Shall we destroy it, brothar?