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Yeah OK, Chick-fil-A

Yeah OK, Chick-fil-A
first beer on dad
first beer on dad
what imagined as a kid
what imagined as a kid
funny, but maybe not the best pick-up line
funny, but maybe not the best pick-up line
what item do you want back?
what item do you want back?
kaboom kitty
kaboom kitty
the sign said drive thru, officer. what was i supposed to do?
the sign said drive thru, officer. what was i supposed to do?
forgive me shark father for i have sinned
forgive me shark father for i have sinned
always fear the egg demon
always fear the egg demon
machine wash cold. tumble dry only
machine wash cold. tumble dry only
history not quite in motion
history not quite in motion
sounds like a disney movie
sounds like a disney movie
lots of cookie shrapnel when cookie monster gets in a groove
lots of cookie shrapnel when cookie monster gets in a groove
it’s just a little blood
it’s just a little blood
good christian honk
good christian honk
subway – eat fresh
subway – eat fresh
i+believe+it
i believe it
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+it+on+the+18th
I don’t need it on the 18th
cat+pranks+hooman
cat pranks hooman
gonna+need+a+working+AC+to+cool+that+burn+down
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
Join the conversation
exactly+how+i+feel+every+time
exactly how i feel every time
Darth+Vader+is+such+a+sentimental+sap%21
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
if+you%26%238217%3Bre+tall+enough+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+need+a+step+stool
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
caught+bread-handed
caught bread-handed
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
they%26%238217%3Bre+both+full+of+shit
they’re both full of shit
The+moral+of+this+story+is+not+about+patience.+smh
The moral of this story is not about patience. smh
double+edged+insult
double edged insult