Feeling Lucky?

Ryu is the baddest bitch.

Ryu is the baddest bitch.
The problem with turtles…
The problem with turtles…
You have no right to call yourself a father.
You have no right to call yourself a father.
I want to beliebe.
I want to beliebe.
Crazy how nature do that.
Crazy how nature do that.
There are kings, and there are pawns.
There are kings, and there are pawns.
Cows can be good boys too.
Cows can be good boys too.
Apple bonsai!
Apple bonsai!
Geology jokes rock…
Geology jokes rock…
MRI cross sections of leg muscles show the consequences of various lifestyle choices.
MRI cross sections of leg muscles show the consequences of various lifestyle choices.
Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…
Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…
Calculator sexting taught me this trick.
Calculator sexting taught me this trick.
I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.
I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.
Deputy Gage is about finished with his report…
Deputy Gage is about finished with his report…
Yeah. Slap those cold cuts in there. Toasted? Always.
Yeah. Slap those cold cuts in there. Toasted? Always.
35 shades of rabbit.
35 shades of rabbit.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Join the conversation
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Obviously.
Obviously.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.