Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.

don’t even think about it, garfield

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

it was just a misunderstanding

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

ancient simpsons

adding to my vernacular

man’s oldest friend

good luck, punks

there were no witnesses

men writing women

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

hippotato

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

what fish think when you’re fishing